Warning: Marriage to a Pipeliner!

Warning: If you marry a Pipeliner... You will attend many events dateless! Mat and I have been together 5 years, married for a little over 2, and I have attended many events alone... 3 of which are weddings! Tomorrow will be my 4th wedding to attended, dateless I may add, since Pipeliners don't have the option to leave work early or take off. Now I have another wedding I will be attending in September, which hopefully my hubby will be able to make, if not I'm requesting a clause be added to our marriage. It will state: If I, Billy Sanders, can not attend an important event my wife, Ashleye Sanders, needs to have a date for I give her permission to take a fellow friend Male (Straight or Gay) or Female as a plus one in my absence. I wonder how will this will go over???

One of our 1st Dates!